- Dad: Why are your eyes so red, son?
- Son: I smoked weed, dad
- Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
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what if onions make our eyes water because at some point in history onions abused the human race so now as instinct we begin to cry in fear in their presence
FUCKING CELERY AAAHHHHH!!!
AAAAAAGGGHHHHHh!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
